Since you've taken the effort to scroll down, here goes ..

CEO

Ivy League alumni. An undergraduate degree in Atomic Science from Massachusetts Institute of Technology, an MBA from Stanford, tremendous work experience and a rich life lived, make him a visionary, a prodigy, a person of exceptional talent, a legend in the field of nuclear fission and a heavyweight in the area of science and management.  He spends his free time river rafting, scuba diving and playing the tambourine (not all at the same time :) ). He is also a part of our extremely fertile and limited imagination.
(We need a person in this position ASAP - HR)

CTO

We wanted to put his picture here, but knew that it would affect the web hits adversely and also make this site inaccessible to small children. To maintain our 'U' status and not scare kids away we've abstained from making his picture public. 
If you don't have anything good to say about a person it's better not to say anything. That’s the reason we’re moving on to the next profile.

Creative Director

The only other person in our company who is WORKING. He owns and runs his own hair cutting saloon !! A bad hair day(for him) literally means that work is at a standstill(for us).  We think he’s immensely talented and capable of great things, and we would be perfectly willing to give him away to the first company that’s willing to believe this, and take him away from us. We will provide excellent references. Like we just mentioned, he’s extremely talented and we haven’t used any of it at all. (Just look at the mess this site is!!) So it’s all right there, waiting for you.

Peon

This is the guy who walked out of college mid-way thinking that being a college dropout made him eligible and also eminently qualified to becoming either a Bill Gates or a Steve Jobs. We hired him in this position so that the future generation would value a good education !! We think he knows this and that’s why he hasn’t brought us our cup of morning tea.

APW

This is our ‘Actual Person Working’. The one who actually comes to work and does not browse the net or ogle the Secretary, and really and very seriously gets work done. What would we have done without him? Doesn’t need a genius to figure out that he’s ill paid, overworked and has his CV posted in the Resumes section in Bangalore360. Please do not hire him, especially if you need to post listings and wish this site to be active.

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